♫ Mike ♫

Fri May 6
Sometimes Comedy writes itself.. Thank you craigslist!

Sometimes Comedy writes itself.. Thank you craigslist!

fuckyeahdementia:

genius

fuckyeahdementia:

genius

(Source: andafern)

Thu May 5

I CANT GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!

NOOOOOO!!!

Thu Mar 3
stfumarrieds:

I prefer hubster.
Yeah, dudes love it when you call them hubby before you’re married to them. Before they’ve even asked you to marry them. It doesn’t make you look desperately needy and controlling slice of girlfriend pie, topped with a dollop of bat-shit crazy and a pathetic pressuring cherry. I see this tactic working out exactly the way she intends. He’s definitely going to marry her someday.

stfumarrieds:

I prefer hubster.

Yeah, dudes love it when you call them hubby before you’re married to them. Before they’ve even asked you to marry them. It doesn’t make you look desperately needy and controlling slice of girlfriend pie, topped with a dollop of bat-shit crazy and a pathetic pressuring cherry. I see this tactic working out exactly the way she intends. He’s definitely going to marry her someday.

Wed Feb 23
Help make me an Olympian! TGIFridays is trying to make bartending an Olympic sport! Help us out!

Help make me an Olympian! TGIFridays is trying to make bartending an Olympic sport! Help us out!

Thu Feb 17
So I have decided to start posting my favorite and personal drink recipes for everyone to share. One of the best things about being a bartender is creating drinks and now you can all have fun with it too!

Drink #1
German Chocolate Cake Shot:
1/2 oz Vanilla Vodka
1/2 oz Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur 
1 oz Malibu Rum
Shake with Ice and Pour into a Shot Glass with a sugar rim with a lemon on side.
Drink the Shot with the sugar and Bite into the lemon.
ENJOY!
(Quick note, this is my version of the drink, most versions don’t use Malibu, but it wouldnt be a GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE, with out coconut right??)

So I have decided to start posting my favorite and personal drink recipes for everyone to share. One of the best things about being a bartender is creating drinks and now you can all have fun with it too!

Drink #1

German Chocolate Cake Shot:

1/2 oz Vanilla Vodka

1/2 oz Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur 

1 oz Malibu Rum

Shake with Ice and Pour into a Shot Glass with a sugar rim with a lemon on side.

Drink the Shot with the sugar and Bite into the lemon.

ENJOY!

(Quick note, this is my version of the drink, most versions don’t use Malibu, but it wouldnt be a GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE, with out coconut right??)

Happy Flipping!

Happy Flipping!

Fri Feb 11
The only thing that would make P90x better is if Tony Perkis was the host.

The only thing that would make P90x better is if Tony Perkis was the host.

katieparks:

laughingsquid:

Photoshopped Pikachu Kitten

shit guys. i think my heart exploded when i saw this.

Wow, words can not describe how bad i want a cat like this!

katieparks:

laughingsquid:

Photoshopped Pikachu Kitten

shit guys. i think my heart exploded when i saw this.

Wow, words can not describe how bad i want a cat like this!

(via katieparks)

Thu Feb 10
Week Two P90x, after two weeks, there’s already some  changes im seeing. Im down from 203 to 197. Its the first time I’ve been under 200 pounds since i had cancer!

Week Two P90x, after two weeks, there’s already some  changes im seeing. Im down from 203 to 197. Its the first time I’ve been under 200 pounds since i had cancer!